Hello! My name is Citlalli. I'm 14.
I am a Directioner, Sheerio, Gleek, Rusher, SuperWhoLockian, and I am a fan of much more.
I'm a writer of fanfiction and random stories.
I Roleplay mainly with Johnlock and Mystrade.
the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS
MY MOM HAS THIS NASTY THING WITH HER EYES RIGHT
WELL ANYWAY SHE HAD EYEDROPS
BUT THEY GAVE HER EYE AN ALLERGIC REACTION
AND IT CAUSED HER EYE TO GLOW IN THE DARK
AND SHE SAYS SHE ACTUALLY HAD GREEN/PURPLE NIGHT VISION
MY MOMS COOLER THAN YOURS DOES UR MUM HAVE NIGHTVISION? NO DIDNT THINK SO
This could be the weirdest superhero origin story.
My mom is dead.
…thanks for chiming in there, Batman…
you could put every character i like in a room and yell “hey asshole” and probably 99% of them would look up
so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza
we had a simple request
so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy
he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”
he drew us a tortoise
god bless this man
i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change